Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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