Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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