she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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