A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
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