I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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