Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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