If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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