How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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