I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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