You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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