need another drink. this is the easiest way
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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