Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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