i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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