Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
