Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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