awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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