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what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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