Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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