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(260): View more from Indiana

I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay

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(419): View more from Ohio

having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.

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(514): View more from Quebec

You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club

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(407): View more from Florida

I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.

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(619): View more from California

I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"

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(316): View more from Kansas

Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter

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(720): View more from Colorado

I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN

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