it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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