would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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