dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He called his prostate his "boner button".
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
