Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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