check it out our google latitudes are spooning
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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