At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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