I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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