Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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