I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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