A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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