Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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