I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Farmville is her only friend.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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