Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I wish i was in the wii world.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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