I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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