That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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