I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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