Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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