it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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