Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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