Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
now i know why i became what i already was.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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