Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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