P.S. I can't hear my feet
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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