Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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