I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I think I sprained my soul last night
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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