Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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