I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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