Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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