Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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