Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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