I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
