at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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