Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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