in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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