the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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